Comments on: The True Value of Nekkid People http://takemypornplease.wordpress.com/2006/07/29/the-true-value-of-nekkid-people/ "The Dark Side of One Red Paperclip" Sun, 15 Feb 2009 22:31:24 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Mike http://takemypornplease.wordpress.com/2006/07/29/the-true-value-of-nekkid-people/#comment-11 Mike Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:49:27 +0000 https://takemypornplease.wordpress.com/2006/07/29/the-true-value-of-nekkid-people/#comment-11 I used to work at a record store with a pretty significant porn section. Whenever new magazines came in, the employees got to keep the old ones, sans cover (which was torn off and sent back to the distributor to prove that the mag wasn't sold). After about a year of working there, bringing home half a dozen coverless skin mags a week, I ended up with an entire cupboard filled with porn. When it came time to move out of the house my friends and I were renting, I didn't really want to take the porn with me. But I didn't really want to throw it out. So I bundled it all up with zip-ties, hid it in the attic crawlspace, and attached a note that said "CONGRATULATIONS! You've found the hidden stack of porn! You win... a stack of porn!" It will forever be a source of conversation and wonder amongst the group of friends I lived with in that house. Is the porn still there? Has any tenant since discovered it? What would their reaction have been? Maybe nobody will discover it for decades. So I'm not sure how this exactly relates to your conundrum, except that I know that pain of having Too Much Porn. And I know how fun it can be to find ways to get rid of it. Best of luck! I used to work at a record store with a pretty significant porn section. Whenever new magazines came in, the employees got to keep the old ones, sans cover (which was torn off and sent back to the distributor to prove that the mag wasn’t sold). After about a year of working there, bringing home half a dozen coverless skin mags a week, I ended up with an entire cupboard filled with porn.

When it came time to move out of the house my friends and I were renting, I didn’t really want to take the porn with me. But I didn’t really want to throw it out. So I bundled it all up with zip-ties, hid it in the attic crawlspace, and attached a note that said “CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve found the hidden stack of porn! You win… a stack of porn!”

It will forever be a source of conversation and wonder amongst the group of friends I lived with in that house. Is the porn still there? Has any tenant since discovered it? What would their reaction have been? Maybe nobody will discover it for decades.

So I’m not sure how this exactly relates to your conundrum, except that I know that pain of having Too Much Porn. And I know how fun it can be to find ways to get rid of it. Best of luck!

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